The “Bush Syndrome”

America is being overwhelmed with a terrible disease that is sweeping through the Nation.  This disease is called “Bush Syndrome” and there are countless cases being reported each day.  Some of the symptoms of this disease may include… loud and angry ranting, publicly disruptive behavior, offensive vandalism of public and private property, paranoia, and feelings of victimization.  If you or somebody you know is suffering from “Bush Syndrome” than I strongly recommend an immediate procedure of self evaluation.  This will help to stop the stalemate of intellectual growth and awareness a person may be experiencing.  The stunting of intellectual growth occurs when a person infected with the “Bush” invests all of their time and emotion into finding ways to hate the president.  This wasted energy could be valuably used elsewhere.  You do not have to be a Republican or even like the president to be immune from this terrible disease.  All you need to do is realize that… Bush is not running for president again.

So to the Anorexics I say… Eat something.  To people with the “Bush” I say… put down your hate.

There may not be a “Bush patch”, and there are no support groups, but there is hope. 

The Cure-

If you or somebody you know is suffering from the “Bush” I recommend the following…

First, one must remove the media and “Hollyweird” from their daily diet. The next treatment would be to take a healthy dose of intellectual study with a high concentrate of history and culture.  The last and most important treatment is to drink as many glasses of “Positive Thinking” as possible.  Good luck everyone.